Crunch n' Munch? Cracker Jacks? They're Both Two Lanes of Salty-Sweet on the Delicious Highway

I took the day to become a better, more disciplined person. I only ate two, maybe three pieces of halloween candy, and I only told four lies, (which were mostly for the recipients' benefit). Long gone are the days in which the if-you-please approach lingers and fizzles. No, that all ended when I realized my fantasy basketball team, The Sasquatchers, wasn't as competitive as I planned or hoped. Somethings might be worth giving up after all. Hey, do you think my DVR recorded 30 tonight? I hope so too.

Stiffness, (Post Beleaguered)

Update: I, the breezeless flag, am just resting.

Forest Anthony

Lets all give a round of a applause for our main man Forest Anthony for making this whole past week more interesting. He looks like Andrew McCarthy, has a great shoe collection and taught me that ordering a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger with sourdough bread is almost the same thing as an actual Sourdough Jack, but about two dollars less expensive. He made friends with over half of Arizona and won just about every free female heart with his "aw-shucks" charm. He never got to play foursquare, but I have a feeling he'd be good at it. He hunted and killed deadly scorpions. He fashioned his own swim wear out of a t-shirt. He donated plasma to those in need. He has an almost-visible mustache. He even gave me gas money. What a guy. He most likely has returned safely to Provo by now, so thanks to everyone who contributed to the "Save the Forest" campaign/cause. God Bless Forest Anthony.

Now Just Hold On Now. That Isn't Completely True. What About Alberta #2?

I'll concede by admitting that this blog is relatively boring with no decent excuse. That being said, did anyone take a look outside? How about that weather...

Why Don't I Own Any Wilson Phillips?

Good Question.

Give Me What I Deserve.

I think I like Mariah Carey's new single because it sounds like it could be R. Kelly's new single.

Ogden Nash

"I would live all my life
in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living,
which is rather a nouciance."

"There is only one way to achieve happiness
on this terrestrial ball,
and that is to have either a clear conscience
or none at all."