Crunch n' Munch? Cracker Jacks? They're Both Two Lanes of Salty-Sweet on the Delicious Highway

I took the day to become a better, more disciplined person. I only ate two, maybe three pieces of halloween candy, and I only told four lies, (which were mostly for the recipients' benefit). Long gone are the days in which the if-you-please approach lingers and fizzles. No, that all ended when I realized my fantasy basketball team, The Sasquatchers, wasn't as competitive as I planned or hoped. Somethings might be worth giving up after all. Hey, do you think my DVR recorded 30 tonight? I hope so too.